'I always tell the girls, never take it seriously. If ya never take it seriously, ya never get hurt. Ya never get hurt, ya always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, you just go to the record store and visit your friends.'
Almost Famous (2000)
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'I am a golden god! (cheers) I am a golden god!'
Almost Famous (2000)
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- 'Look. You should be happy for me. You don't know what he says to me in private. Maybe it is love, as much as it can be, for somebody..'
- 'who sold you to Humble Pie for fifty bucks and a case of beer!? I was there! I was there!.. Oh. I'm sorry.'
- '(pause) What kind of beer?'
Almost Famous (2000)
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'Leslie and I have been together five years. We have an amazing relationship, and it's very physical. I mean, he still pushes all my buttons, and uhm, you know, people say, 'oh, but he's so much older than you,' and you know what? I'm the one having to push him away. Yeah, we both have so much in common. We both love soup and, uh, we love the outdoors. Uh, we love snow peas, and uh, talking and not talking. Uh, we could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.'
Best In Show (2000)
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'These are not spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these are gold.'
Bring It On (2000)
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'Wilson!..I'm sorry, Wilson!'
Cast Away (2000)
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- 'What makes you think you can just walk in there and find, uh, what we need?'
- 'They're called boobs, Ed.'
Erin Brockovich (2000)
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Gladiator (2000)
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'At my signal, unleash hell.'
Gladiator (2000)
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Gladiator (2000)
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Gladiator (2000)
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Me, Myself & Irene (2000)
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- 'Oh yeah, you can milk anything with nipples.'
- 'I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?'
Meet the Parents (2000)
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Memento (2000)
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Memento (2000)
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- (Chorus) 'The place where he was born and raised.'
O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)
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Remember the Titans (2000)
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Requiem for a Dream (2000)
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Up Movie Quotes Cross Your Heart
Unbreakable (2000)
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X-Men (2000)
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- 'matter.'
A Beautiful Mind (2001)
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Black Hawk Down (2001)
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- 'Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?'
Donnie Darko (2001)
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The Fast and the Furious (2001)
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Glitter (2001)
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Legally Blonde (2001)
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The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring (2001)
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Training Day (2001)
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Wet Hot American Summer (2001)
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- 'A what?'
- 'A eugoogoolizer.. one who speaks at funerals.. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?'
Zoolander (2001)
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Zoolander (2001)
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Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
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Set It Up Quotes Movie
- 'A little.'
- 'Well, you might be a cunning linguist, but I'm a master debater. Ha, ha, ha.'
Austin Powers in Goldmember (2002)
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Bend It Like Beckham (2002)
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The Hours (2002)
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The Hours (2002)
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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)
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- 'Oh! Look at this. Rash. Somebody gave me the mati.'
- 'Put some Windex on it.'
- 'Oh Gus, please, please!'
My Big Fat Greek Wedding (2002)
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Spider-Man (2002)
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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
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Elf (2003)
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Finding Nemo (2003)
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Finding Nemo (2003)
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- 'No, I don't know what ya gotta do.'
- (singing) 'Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming. What do we do? We swim, swim.'
- 'Dory, no singing.'
- 'Ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.'
- 'Dory!'
- 'I love to - swimming.'
- 'Dory!'
- 'When you want to swim you want to..'
- 'See, I'm gonna get stuck now with that song now that's in my head.'
- 'Sorry.'
Finding Nemo (2003)
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- 'Huh?'
- 'Gobble, gobble.'
Gigli (2003)
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- 'Hey, honey! Hey!'
- 'What the hell are you doing?'
- 'We're streaking! We're goin' up to the quad to the gymnasium.'
- 'Who's streaking?'
- 'There's, there's more coming.'
- 'Frank, get in the car!'
- 'Everybody's doing it.'
- 'NOW!'
- 'Okay.'
Old School (2003)
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003)
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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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- 'It jumped up a notch.'
- 'It did, didn't it?'
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy (2004)
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- 'I know.'
Before Sunset (2004)
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Crash (2004)
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- 'OK, Romeo, let me help you up.'
- 'Get off of me, don't you touch me! It is over between us, Kate. Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!'
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)
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Year 1978
Directors Lou Adler, Tommy Chong
Genre Comedy, Music
“- Arnold Stoner: [to wife, off camera] Sweetheart, I'll talk to him.
- Arnold Stoner: [to Anthony, as he makes a fruit smoothie] Son, your mother and me would like for you to cozy up to the Finkelstein boy. He's a brightkid, and, uh.. he's going to military school, and.. remember, he was an Eagle Scout..
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner: Arnold..
-..” (continue)(continue reading)
- Arnold Stoner
- Mrs. Tempest Stoner“The freak with the top hat is leaving with the basketball.”
- The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko“- Pedro: Is it heavy suff man? Will it blow me away?
- Anthony: You better fasten your seatbelt man.”
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner“It's punk rock, Man! We can do that; we can be punks, Man!”
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas“- Man Stoner: [on police radio] Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello, can you hear me?
- Clyde - Narc: Hello, headquarters? Hello, headquarters? Come in, headquarters. This is Officer Clive.. we are..
- Sgt. Stedenko: Use the codename! The codename!
- Clyde - Narc: Headquarters, headquarters come in, please. The is Codename Hardhead.
- Sgt..” (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
- The Narcs: Clyde
- The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko“- Man Stoner: Ohhh! Ohhh!
- Pedro: Hey, how far you goin' man?
- Man Stoner: [points to the curb] Hey, right here would be fine, man!
- Pedro: What, you're not afraid of a little speed, are ya man?
- Man Stoner: Wha, you got some speed, man?
- Pedro: Huh? Speed? Oh, no, I don't got no speed man. But you know what I do got? I got a joint man!
-..” (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas“- Pedro: Man, what is in this shit, man?
- Man Stoner: Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it.
- Pedro: What's Labrador?
- Man Stoner: It's dog shit.
- Pedro: What?
- Man Stoner: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man.
- Pedro: Yeah?
- Man Stoner: I had it on the table and the little motherfucker ate it, man. Then I had to follow him..” (continue)(continue reading)
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner“Hey! Double bubble! Come on, I'll give you a ride.”Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
“I got some weed straight from Turkey, boy. Turkey! Yeah man, It's what gets those arabs off. Check it out man, It will boogie woogie on your mind.”
- Curtis“Hey! You ain't no chick!”Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
“Whoa! Quarter pounder!”Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
“Later for you, little jail-baits.”Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
“- Arresting Officer: Sir, could I please see your license?
- Pedro: Whuut?
- Arresting Officer: Your license. Where's your license?
- Pedro: It's back there on the bumper, man!
- Arresting Officer: No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.
- Pedro: Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man.. [gets license with great difficulty].
- Pedro: Hey I..” (continue)(continue reading)
- Arresting Officer
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas“The buying and selling of dope in this country may be the last vestige of free enterprise left.” - The Narcs: Sergeant Stedenko
“- Border Guard: So, how long you've been in Mexico?
- Pedro: A week. I mean a day.
- Border Guard: Well, which is it? A week or a day?
- Pedro: A weekday.”
- The Hoods: Border Guard
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas“- Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
- Man Stoner: I think we're parked.”Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner“Keep on knockin, but you can't come in!”Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
“- Man: You wanna get high man?
- Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?”
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De PacasMan Stoner: Hey, hey don't take those, man.
Pedro: ..Wha?
Man Stoner: I almost gave you the wrong shit, man.
Pedro: Hey, man, I already took 'em, man.
Man Stoner: [laughing in astonishment] Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo..
Pedro: Hey, whaddaya mean 'ho ho ho ho ho'?
Man Stoner: Oh.. hu-wow, man!
Pedro: Hey, what was in that shit,.. (continue)(continue reading)
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas“Hey watch out! Comin over! Geronimo!”Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas
“We're here to reprocess the furnature!”
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas“- Man Stoner: No, hey man, if we're gonna wear uniforms man, you know let's have everybody wear something different.
- Pedro: Yea, that's it. Yea, we want something wear everybody wears something different man, but the same, you know?”
Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas“- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir, what's your name?
- Pedro: Whut? I told you my name, man!
- Arresting Officer: [to Man] Sir.. what's your name?
- Pedro: [to Man] Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!
- Pedro: [Man vomits onto the floor of the car] Uuhhh - His name is Raalllph, man!”
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Cheech Marin - Pedro De Pacas“- Man Stoner: Hey, man; I'm glad you picked me up, man. I slept in a ditch last night, man, I was about to freeze my balls off, man.
- Pedro de Pacas: Man, I didn't even know you had any, I wouldn't of stopped.”Tommy Chong - Anthony 'Man' Stoner
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